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дети говорят ужаснейшие вещи: мв2
Дети говорят ужаснейшие вещи представляет вам настоящие разговоры, проведённые по Лайву или ПСН. На этой недели, мы возвращаемся к этому д*рьму в лице МВ2. Запомните шпана, " В рейтинг ERSB не входят сетевые столкновения с другими игроками. ". Много мата впереди.
Harrier Attack: Kid #1: "What the f*ck was that?" Kid #2: "Harrier attack, man." Kid #1: "What's a harrier attack?" Kid #2: "I'm not sure what it stands for, but you can send in this big ass plane that can hover and it shoots like everyone." Kid #1: "Why don't they call it a plane strike?" EMP (EMT): Kid #1: "My dad just played the EMT level." Kid #2: "What's an EMT?" Kid #1: "It's like a nuke that kills your cell phone and sh*t." Kid #2: "Thank f*cking God they kept it out of multiplayer." Young Woman: "Yeah, how would we use our tactical cell phone perk?" Kid #2: "Shut the f*ck up, b*tch." F*ggot: Kid #1: "Stop f*cking vetoing every match, you f*cking f*ggot. Kid #2: "You're the f*cking f*ggot." Kid #1: "You don't even know what f*ggot means." Kid #2: "It means you f*ck your mother, f*ggot." Kid #1: "No dude, it means you're f*cking retarded." Young Man: "I don't think it means either of those." Frosty: Kid #1: "So my brother told me why they say 'Get Frosty.'" Kid #2: "Like, stay cool." Kid #1: "No, it means... wait, what did you say?" Kid #2: "It means stay cool." Kid #1: "He says it means you got to like work together, like it takes a lot of people to build a snowman, but yours makes a lot more sense." Glock: Kid #1: "What's a glock?" Kid #2: "It's like a pistol machine gun." Kid #1: "Sounds stupid." Kid #2: "Mine has a red sight. It's badass." Kid #1: "So does mine."
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